Awesome Weekend Quotes

"He got a booty-call text on his phone"

"You know...because he's a PLAYA, and PLAYA's get booty-calls"
-Pastor Dave Leary, himself. (Trying to explain to Ben what exactly is a booty call)


"I OWNED at the Arnold! I was definitely the most aggressive/shady about getting the free stuff."
-My husband, Matt Swenson (which is even funnier if you know his personality...he is not usually like that at ALL)


"Charlotte is going to play the nighty-game at Becca's shower. I'm totally bringing the skankiest one I own."
-Yours Truly LoL


"... Like when you are waiting for the light to turn green, so you can start singing again."
-Jill Niemi


"I bet Devin will come to my party....She seems kinda freaky"
-Yours Truly again


"Playa from another Laya....Woo Woo!"
-Devin (imagine her rapping that) Hahaha!