Friday, March 20, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Funnies at Work

Okay...Most of you who are reading this know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE The Office on NBC. It is and will always be the funniest show on television. In fact, Matt and I love it so much, we turn it on (almost) every night before bed and fall asleep to it. (We set the timer, so it doesn't stay on all night.)

ANYWHO.... If you watch The Office, this will be especially funny to you...

Have you ever heard the updawg joke? It goes:

"Man, It kinda smells like updawg in here"

"What's updawg?"

"Not much whats up with you?" I heard that joke probably in 2nd grade, but I told my friend Vicky at work, and she just thought it was HYSterical!! Apparently she'd never heard it. So she then proceeded to try to get EVERYONE who walked by with this joke, but no one said it right. They would say something like:

"I don't smell anything" or "I don't know what that is" or "It smells like what?"

So obviously the joke doesn't work unless they answer "What's updawg?"

So poor Vicky went the whole morning and couldn't get ANYONE to say it. Until....Mike walked by. She said it and FINALLY Mike says "What's updawg?"

You should have seen her...I'm not kidding, her face LIT up!! She was SOO excited! So quickly she says, "Pretty Good! How are you??!!"

LOL....she finally got her chance and messed it up.... Just like Michael. LOLOLOL

Moving on.....

My funny friend made some more funny comments today that I just couldn't pass up. I'm throwing my best friend a baby shower this weekend and one of the games is the animal alphabet game (Her theme is Noah's Ark). The guests have to come up with different baby animal names that start with every letter of the alphabet. So Vicky says..."what would you do for V? Thats a hard one.....hmmmmm.... OH I KNOW! A Valapter!!!!!"

So I said, "a WHAT?"

"You know....those dinosaurs!"

"Vicky.....That is a velociRAPTOR!" HAHAHAHA

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

One of those days....

Have you ever met anyone who's voice is like nails on a chalkboard? There is someone here at work...every time she speaks it makes me want to kick a puppy :) LoL I'm kidding....kinda. After the amazing weekend I had (more on this later), I should be in a better mood... :)

AND it kinda smells like updawg in here...

Monday, March 9, 2009

Awesome Weekend Quotes

"He got a booty-call text on his phone"

"You know...because he's a PLAYA, and PLAYA's get booty-calls"
-Pastor Dave Leary, himself. (Trying to explain to Ben what exactly is a booty call)

"I OWNED at the Arnold! I was definitely the most aggressive/shady about getting the free stuff."
-My husband, Matt Swenson (which is even funnier if you know his personality...he is not usually like that at ALL)

"Charlotte is going to play the nighty-game at Becca's shower. I'm totally bringing the skankiest one I own."
-Yours Truly LoL

"... Like when you are waiting for the light to turn green, so you can start singing again."
-Jill Niemi

"I bet Devin will come to my party....She seems kinda freaky"
-Yours Truly again

"Playa from another Laya....Woo Woo!"
-Devin (imagine her rapping that) Hahaha!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Movin' On Up!

I really wanted to take pictures of our house after it was all complete so I could post them on here, but when we go to the house yesterday, wouldn't ya know it, the camera was DEAD! Darn! But I just wanted to give a quick update....

We got the appraisal back for the house and it appraised for $13,000 MORE than we are paying for it!!! Isn't that AWESOME!? Praise the Lord! :) We are definitely in the final stages now! I just have to drop off some more papers to the bank tonight after work, and she will tell us when we can close on it! I'm so excited!!

We are Totally going to have everyone over for Guitar Hero/Rockband night when we get moved in! :) Woo Hoo!!!

Pictures will be up soon!