Monday, March 9, 2009

Awesome Weekend Quotes

"He got a booty-call text on his phone"

"You know...because he's a PLAYA, and PLAYA's get booty-calls"
-Pastor Dave Leary, himself. (Trying to explain to Ben what exactly is a booty call)

"I OWNED at the Arnold! I was definitely the most aggressive/shady about getting the free stuff."
-My husband, Matt Swenson (which is even funnier if you know his personality...he is not usually like that at ALL)

"Charlotte is going to play the nighty-game at Becca's shower. I'm totally bringing the skankiest one I own."
-Yours Truly LoL

"... Like when you are waiting for the light to turn green, so you can start singing again."
-Jill Niemi

"I bet Devin will come to my party....She seems kinda freaky"
-Yours Truly again

"Playa from another Laya....Woo Woo!"
-Devin (imagine her rapping that) Hahaha!


  1. Hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

    I just almost fell off the chair in my office. I am dying. DYING!!

    I think I just woke the kids up from laughing so hard!

    Here's an idea: next time, do the quotes, but make US guess who said them! I'd have gotten them all right except for Jills!!

    Oh, Steph. Thanks for the laugh tonight. That was so, sooooooooo funny!

  2. I'm glad I could provide you with the entertainment for tonite! :) LoL I'll definitely let you guys guess next time! Thats a great idea!!!

  3. I don't even want to know what went on at church Sunday night. . . hahaha